Allan Jacobsen

Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.

Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.

A female cop gets a hankerin’ for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill’s depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies’ man Boomhauer.

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton’s story doesn’t quite add up.

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

Kicked out by his wife, Hank’s hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

Arlen’s hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

An elderly woman who once lived in the Hills’ house returns for the holidays–to die there. And that gives Dale a business idea.

Hank’s immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contributions.

Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation–and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.

Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at…