David Herman

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank, but Dale reveals that the information is wrong, Bill…

When Cotton’s VFW has to close down due to a shortage of members, Hank tries to get Vietnam vets to join. But the WWII vets and the Vietnam vets hate…

Peggy takes an online I.Q. test sponsored by the ”Intelligence Institute of Texas,” and is declared a genius. When the head of the Institute, Dr. Vayzosa, offers her a chance…

Peggy stirs up rebellion among female workers at a Renaissance Faire where Hank is trying to land a big account. When she is assigned to be a house cleaning winch,…

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it’s Hank who wins the honor—and bungles it.

Kahn tries to bribe Bobby to break up with Connie. Connie and Bobby decide to pretend to break up so they can get the money. When Connie’s behavior convinces Kahn…

Buck Strickland has to build a house for Habitat for Humanity as part of his community service, Hank does all the work. Buck is so pleased that he promotes Hank…

Bobby passes himself off as a high school student (explaining his height by claiming that he suffers from a kidney condition), and gets caught up in the school’s attempt to…

On Nancy’s 40th birthday, the TV station replaces her as the weather girl, with a younger, sexier, ditzier….Luanne. Crushed, and defeated, she cries day and night, looking for a remedy…

Bobby takes up a new interest in environmental issues, provoked by a new teacher. When the cause rallies to drain the quarry, and rid it of all waste, Hank is…

When Bobby’s runny nose and constant sneezing turn out to be an allergy to dander, he is given some medication, and Hank is told to get rid of Ladybird. Hank…

A doctor tells Dale that inhaling dangerous chemicals is affecting his health, and if he doesn’t give up exterminating, he’ll die. Hank gets Dale a new job as a faceless…

Hank’s new co-worker is Tammi, a not-too-bright young woman who just moved from Oklahoma. Peggy takes Tammi under her wing and offers to let her stay at the Hill house…

The guys go to Austin for Bill’s birthday. At the hotel, they decide to have some fun by mooning people through the glass elevator, and Hank accidentally moons the former…

Bill decides to create his own Santa’s workshop at home and spread the Christmas cheer to all of Arlen’s underprivileged youth. He enjoys it so much that he tries to…

Cotton can’t support his wife and baby on his pension, so he moves from Houston to the Arlen VFW. Hank gets him a job at a local restaurant, but the…

Peggy gets her big break when she is assigned to teach geometry at the high school. But she gets in trouble with everyone from her fellow teachers to the local…

Angel encounters an amorous Darla in his dreams; Cordelia vows to protect Gunn after she experiences a vision depicting him in mortal danger.

Appalled that Luanne is unprepared to vote, Hank takes the family to the local fair where she can meet the political candidates. Hank is further appalled to find that Luanne…

Wolfram and Hart raise a powerful new foe to strike down Angel and those close to him.

When the Hills go to the Country Music Fan Fair in Nashville, Peggy hears Randy Travis singing a new song, ”Just the Way God Made Me,” and accuses him of…

Peggy feels ashamed of her big feet until she meets Grant Trimble, who tells her that her feet are beautiful and even videotapes them. Soon Peggy’s big feet are a…

When Angel tracks down a millionaire’s blackmailer, he gets caught in the middle of a gang war between street kids and vampires.

During a drought, Hank installs low-flow toilets in his house. But he soon finds that they require so many flushes that they actually waste more water than the old toilets….

Hank’s long time barber goes senile, so he turns to Bill, an army barber, for his haircuts. Bill gives him a great haircut, but it turns out that the bill…

A group of Buddhist monks suspects that Bobby might be the reincarnation of the Lama Sanglug. Bobby enjoys getting caught up in Buddhism, until he and Connie learn that Lamas…

Debbie is found dead in the dumpster behind Sugarfoot’s restaurant, and Hank is a suspect. Hank was with Debbie’s roommate Gayle at the time, but he’s afraid to tell the…

Buck Strickland’s wife Miz Liz catches him at a company dinner with his mistress Debbie, and files for divorce. She takes over Strickland Propane, and promotes Hank to Manager. Hank…

The rodeo comes to town, and Joseph finds his calling, becomes a successful young cowboy star. Bobby also falls in love with the rodeo, and joins in the fun…as a…

As the year 2000 approaches, Hank becomes a believer in the Y2K bug. He tries to prepare for the millennium by eliminating modern technology, and instead of buying Peggy the…

Bobby adopts a raccoon, Bandit, who bites Ladybird and Dale and then runs off, pursued by Ladybird. Fearing that Bandit might have been rabid, Hank tries to save his dog,…

Hank and his family plan to visit Peggy’s family in Montana for Thanksgiving. But their plane is delayed, and when they finally get on the plane, the flight is cancelled…

Hank wins an Alamo Beer contest, which gives him the chance to win 1 million dollars. He travels to a football game in New Orleans to try and win Bobby’s…

Bill’s Arlen High School record for touchdowns is about to be broken, by Arlen’s current football hero, Ricky Suggs. When Ricky breaks his leg, the other team allows him to…

Peggy survives falling out of a plane, but is in a full body cast. Hank is overcome with guilt at having encouraged her to jump out of the plane, but…

On their twentieth wedding anniversary, Hank and Peggy get depressed about all their unfulfilled dreams. After getting drunk and passing out, they decide to try something exciting: skydiving. Meanwhile, Cotton’s…

While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley’s old trampoline. It’s Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was…

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets…

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and…

Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby’s football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team,…

All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about…

After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank’s mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group. The company announces that it is retiring its…

Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton…

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal…

When Mega Lo Mart starts selling propane, Strickland Propane can’t compete with their prices, and Hank loses his job. He winds up working in the propane department at Mega Lo…

To teach his son the value of a dollar, Hank makes Bobby get a job selling drinks at the racetrack, and tells Bobby to do everything his boss says. What…

After Hank realizes that his new employee at Strickland Propane is a drug addict, he can’t fire him, because drug addiction counts as a disability under the Americans With Disabilities…

When Luanne’s mother, Leanne, is released from prison, she starts living in the Hills’ garage, and becomes romantically involved with Bill. Bill is busy fighting a foot fungus, with every…

When Cotton learns that the U.S. government is giving the artificial leg of General Santa Ana back to Mexico, he teams up with Dale to steal the leg from the…

When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The video store’s computer says he…

When Hank’s boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school…

Hank and Kahn fear the worst when Bobby, Connie, and Joseph explore a cave where teenagers go to make out. The whole clan reveals their experiences with The Boneyard, as…

When Hank and his friends get trounced by four teenagers in a game of paintball, they fear that they’re growing old. They decide that to beat the teenagers in a…

Bobby becomes a successful model for overweight boys’ clothes. Peggy is happy that Bobby is feeling good about himself. But Hank is worried that Bobby will get picked on.

Junie Harper, a conservative church member, declares that Halloween is a Satanic holiday, and gets the school to shut down Hank’s ”Haunted House” on the grounds that it violates the…

Bobby discovers a talent for target shooting, Hank thinks this could be his chance to bond with his son. The only problem is that Hank can’t shoot. Ashamed to admit…

Hank catches Bobby smoking, and punishes him by making him smoke a whole carton of cigarettes. The plan backfires when not only does Bobby get addicted to cigarettes, but Hank…

Peggy goes to Dallas to represent Arlen in the Texas State Boggle Championship, and brings Hank along as her coach. Hank abandons his coaching duties and sneaks away with his…

Hank’s father Cotton, a sexist loudmouth who lost his shins fighting in WWII, makes a grand entrance at Bobby’s birthday party, saving the day. Peggy can’t stand his ways, but…

Hank is constipated, and everyone wants to offer an opinion on how to cure it. After a humiliating visit to a proctologist, he is told that unless his condition improves,…

Luanne is dumped by her boyfriend Buckley, and she drives Hank crazy by crying all day and all night. Peggy warns Hank not to interfere, but Hank decides to find…

Hank is worried because Bobby seems to have no goal in life and no role model. He takes Bobby to the golf course, where Bobby accidentally hits Hank’s idol, Willie…

Hank and his friends take Bobby’s scout troop on a rite of passage journey in the wilderness. The point of ”The Order of the Straight Arrow” is for the kids…

The pilot of King of the Hill introduces us to the town of Arlen, Texas, and the life of propane salesman Hank Hill. Hank spends much of his time standing…